*Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.

*A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

*Oh, yeah, nice from a far, but far from nice.

*Can you hit the basement button please?

*Do you poke smot?

*And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!

In plus, bancu' lui Sabin:

*Ce ii zice lampa lui Alladin?
"Freaca-ma pana iese duhu din mine!"

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