*Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.
*A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
*Oh, yeah, nice from a far, but far from nice.
*Can you hit the basement button please?
*Do you poke smot?
*And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!
In plus, bancu' lui Sabin:
*Ce ii zice lampa lui Alladin?
"Freaca-ma pana iese duhu din mine!"