Why swallow?[pointless post]

I guess that my new motto, "If my life sucks, I will swallow" is kind of misunderstood.

So, in order to make it all clear, I will answer to these 6 questions: Who? What? Where? Why? When? and How?

Who?

When I say that my life sucks and that I swallow, it is clear that im talking 'bout myself. I am the one that makes and takes decisions in my life , so I am the one responsible for the consequences.

What?

In order to continue the answer of the first question, the consequences, either good or bad, are the things that I swallow. In other words, as you saw, so shall you reap.

Where?

Anywhere. So, if I talk 'bout places, coz that's what "where?" refers to, I'll say that no matter where I am, I will still swallow.

Why?

1. Because I can.

2. Because I want to.

3. Because it is better for me and the others.

4. Because I'm a grown up.

5. Because each and every time I wrote a suicide note, I ended up witout killing myself

When?

Anytime.

How?

Just by closing my eyes.